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I’ve just been informed by Emily that they had to lock some of the boys’ bathrooms at her high school because boys were meeting in the bathrooms to…
… wait for it…
… have “rap offs”
By the way, she teaches at a very predominately white, suburban school in a wealthy community.
Riiight.
UPDATE:  I’ve since been informed that the [...]

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Disclaimer: I’m about to do something for which I called-out somebody else for doing. The difference here is that that somebody else pretends to be important, whereas this blog does nothing of the sort.
With that said, I present to you the most awesome telemarketer call:
Me: (knowing it was a telemarketer) “Hello?”
Them: [...]

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Some people have apparently never heard of caller ID or don’t know how to use it.

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