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If it’s good enough for my blogging mentor, it’s good enough for me (plus, it augments the seriously lacking About… link)

• Do you snore?  Dangerously - to the point of having sleep apnea.
• Are you a lover or a fighter?   A fighter.
• What’s your worst fear?  I always used to say it was losing my fingers, since my livelihood depends on them, but I don’t know if that’s as valid today.
• As a kid, were you a lego maniac?  Nope.
• What do you think of “reality” TV?  I used to enjoy The Real World, back in the early years.  And I secretly like Project Runway, but that’s about it.
• Do you chew on your straws?  Nope.
• Were you a cute baby?  Yep!
• Is the single life for you?  Hell no - been married for 7-1/2 years.
• What color is your keyboard?  Which one?  They range from black to beige.
• Do you sing in the shower?  Sometimes, depends on how awake I am.
• Have you ever bungee jumped?  My serious fear of heights prevents it.
• Any secret talents?  Not really.
• What’s your ideal vacation spot?  Anywhere there’s Internet access and no work to do.
• Can you swim?  I never learned how…I think I can float properly, though, if I ever fell out of a boat.
• Have you seen the movie Donnie Darko?  Does the fact that I had to look it up mean anything?  And what does the answer to this question say about me, anyway?
• Do you give a damn about the ozone?  In the generalist sense, sure.
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?  Counting them would probably be a sign of some obsessive disorder.
• Can you sing the alphabet backwards?  I can say the alphabet backwards using the normal melody.  Can anybody actually sing the melody backwards?
• Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners?  Electric.  Ask me when the last time I used a pencil was…
• What’s your stand on hunting?  Firing guns is fun and I’d hunt if asked to go, but I don’t want to have anything to do with cleaning the animals later.
• Is marriage in your future?  Since I’m already married, I’d say yes.
• Do you like your handwriting?  I used to, but computers have ruined it.
• What are you allergic to?  Mold, pollen, typical summer/fall stuff - nothing major.
• When was the last time you said, “I love you”?  Today.
• Do you cry at weddings?  No.
• How do you like your eggs?  scrambled or over-medium
• Are blondes dumb?  Is this question dumb?
• Where does the other sock end up?  The sockiverse.
• What time is it?  9:46 pm
• Do you have a nickname?  Jer.  When I played hockey I was called “Rosie” due to my last name.
• Is McDonald’s disgusting?  No, it’s tasty.  But it’s disgustingly bad for you.
• When was the last time you were in a car?  4:45 pm
• Do you prefer baths or showers?  Showers
• Is Santa Claus real?  Not in this reality.
• Do you like to have your neck kissed?  I don’t think so…
• Are you afraid of the dark?  No
• What are you addicted to?  Caffeine
• Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?  Creamy, usually.  Occasionaly crunchy.
• Can your crack your neck?  Just did, so yes.
• Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?  Not that I remember.
• Is drug free the way to be?  Depends on the drug…
• Are you a heavy sleeper?  Sure am
• What color are your eyes?  Hazel
• Do you like your life?  Definitely!
• Are you psychic?  Absolutely not.
• Have you read Catcher in the Rye?  Nope.  I was probably supposed to read it at some point for some school endeavor, but I never read books for school.
• Do you play any instruments?  Tuba, euphonium, and bass guitar…I can one-hand piano music and with a little practice could play both hands.
• Have you ever stolen money?  Hasn’t everyone at some point?
• Can you snowboard?  Never tried, but probably
• Do you like camping?  I used to like it, but it was always too much work.
• Do you snort when you laugh?  Snort-free, thank you.
• Do you believe in magic?  The jury’s out…maybe.
• Are dogs a man’s best friend?  No, dog’s are too much work.
• You believe in divorce?  Is divorce a concept that requires belief?  Divorce is an act that happens because people don’t communicate and get married for the wrong reasons.
• Can you do the moonwalk?  Yes
• Do you make a lot of mistakes?  Sure, it’s how you recover from them that’s important.
• Is it cold outside today?  It’s Minnesota - it’s not cold yet, dammit!
• What was the last thing you ate?  Rainbow Sherbet.
• Do you wear nail polish?   No.
• How many people do you like right now?  17.  Seriously, how the hell am I supposed to know that?  I like everybody until they give me a reason not to like them.
• What’s the most annoying TV commercial?  There are way too many to list…
• Do you shop at American Eagle?  Is this written by a teenager?
• Favorite song at the moment?  Anything by Incubus